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Suck it up

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Aaron Linkemyer
Nov 07, 2025
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This Sidney Sweeney controversy is reaching its pinnacle in irony. Its ironic that people are choosing to be offended by wordplay involving the phrase “good jeans” in a denim ad. Choosing to be offended by something is an undesirable trait, a hysteria that can be indicative of a person having bad genes, or at the very least, a personality disorder. I can always make the “hit dog holler” argument because it’s the same concept, and in many cases personality disorders can be overcome but so can bad genes (and jeans for that matter). People work out religiously, read more books, and learn new things in order to combat bad genetics. Other people use steroids, pump their faces full of botox or complain about bad genetics being a white supremacist thing, but there are plenty of whites with bad genetics and everyone knows that.

Just as everyone knows a person that looks like the South Park version of Kristi Noem, you also know people that are so deeply insecure they get offended by EVERYTHING. I bet you also know people who blame a car accident or some other affliction of that nature in order to be a terrible person. These people are all cut from the same cloth. No grit.

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