Old Cooter

A case for leaving the toilet seat up

This dude i know has this dog, a real big sunnava-bitch like the dog from sandlot named Cooter. He’s had cooter since he was a puppy, and they have had an excellent but complicated relationship. Cooter likes to mark his territory, and even though he usually does this outside, he also does it inside from time to time. Cooter used to watch his owner piss in the toilet, and eventually cooter figured out that he could also use the toilet in this manner, but the problem here is that cooter doesn’t lift the toilet lid and seat up to do his business. Cooter does flush though.

If the toilet seat is down, he will take his piss directly on the lid, and then flush just as his owner does. Dog Piss gets everywhere! It splashes of the lid and hits the walls, bathtub, and sink. Pee just cascades down the entire apparatus and all over the floor, its an absolute disaster!

I found out one day when me and Cooter’s owner were watching the Seahawks game one time. Cooter was trying to get us to take him out to play but we told old cooter he’d have to wait until halftime. 20 minutes later, me and his owner heard the bathroom toilet flush, and he lets out a deep sigh, and says “GODDAMMIT COOTER, NOT AGAIN!” and proceed to slap his hand to his face in frustration. I asked what happened, he told me his girlfriend must have left the toilet seat down again.