Dolph Lundgren

Dear Dolph and Family

When someone persecutes your for something you aren’t guilty of, and uses sexual gossip to try and ruin your life: They deserve the death penalty, in my opinion (and i strongly disagree with the death penalty all around, but I am a little angry). There are these two sisters and a mother, a group of real fucking inbred dullards. The mom clearly does steroid therapy and thinks she’s an MMA fighter or some shit, she looks and is built like the Russian From Rocky or Dolph Lundgren! Real shit, exactly like him! She tried to come around me in the grocery store last winter, and I should have knocked her manish ass out!!! I will the next time anyone from her freakish family comes around me again or walks up my hill, I promise you I will change the way you need to be fed and evacuate your bowels!!!! Remember your retarded daughter was stuck under Child Protective Service supervision for like 3 years?! What was that for, you giant transgender man? How is your little gutter princess daughter that thinks she’s edgy? How’s that retarded grandson of yours that I had to stop from sticking his fingers in the light socket? I bet he is big and retarded now, just like you! If I would have let that kid electrocute himself, your delusional pear-shaped daughter who permanently wears pajama pants signifying herself as the Big Wal-Mart queen would be in prison and maybe this wouldn’t be happening! I hope you love that run-on sentence, it sure felt good to write!

It’s crazy, because i am usually against people getting locked up for ANYTHING. Hell, when my stalkers come to justice, I just want them to have to register as sex offenders for the voyeurisms and stalking. I want them to pay all my debts and see a mandatory sexual violence therapist. The only real people I want to see get prison time are the one’s in the navy who used their standing in the armed services to harass an American citizen! For instance, one of my neighbors is a teacher, and i know she participates in these games. It would be lovely to see her not be allowed to influence children with her perversions and be forced to instead to work picking apples or some shit. It would also be funny to see her take a pay cut, because this old lady is OCD and I’m pretty sure has Munchausen’s syndrome by proxy because she made her son move across the street from her, poor bastard, it’s a very strange relationship, which should give you more insight on the whole, of the type of people I am dealing with! These are mere hopes of mine, but i don’t tend to have expectations, because expectations lead to disappointments you know.

Anyways, stop coming around me, stop trying to attach your trailer trash family to me and my name…maybe move to the south or something, I’m sure you bitches and retards will fit in just fine down there with all the schizophrenic Christians!! Again, if you see me coming, cross the motherfucking street because you have been playing victim too long to not ACTUALLY be one and I have earned the damn right to defend myself. Get a fucking life, you’re clearly in love with me which is disturbing, you are just too stupid to see it. I’m like a celebrity you worship you fucking corny-ass, ugly bitches! Get your ancestry done, and see how many of your ancestors kept it in the family!