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Another banger

This is just round one

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Aaron Linkemyer
Nov 21, 2024
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The entire Gauthier family dabbles in incest. You can tell by how “close” they keep one another, they also have aunties that are like 13, shit is utter madness (some of them are little Scottish highland heifers too, so udder madness works here as well!). You can also tell because half of them talk to themselves out loud (provable fact). Another example of how inbred and idiotic this family is, they all have small children in their homes, and yet they took a man’s child away and tried to ruin his life and harass him. You need to be absolutely sure who you are dealing with before you come at somebody, only a complete fucking moron would risk it all to take a “person down”. Shake my head, i can just here your fat ass mother speaking nonsense and stressing out her kitchen stool, with your “what’s eating Gilbert Grape-ass-family!”

This is how retarded my cousin: he does what these people tell him to. Furthermore, his name is Jake: he really lives up to it. You still live with your dad throwing shade at people with your retarded girlfriend...think about that bitch boy. Tell your lover boy Scott with the lip ring he is the dumbest fucker on earth for not letting me be, that’s always been his problem. Too much world of war craft and whipp-its for you two fag boys! He has kids now too, right? You’re both bitches because you dabble in gossip, more specifically, sexual gossip. That is high-end faggotry you little rascals! So is stalking a grown man! you have serious mommy issues, and that’s why you believe anything a bitch says, and do everything for them. Mommy abandoned you, now you try to make it so no other woman can leave you! I usually don’t go after family, but listen, you have been running your mouth behind my back for so long, I have to let the word know exactly why you are the way you are, and who they are actually dealing with! Fuck you, and your little Hoffman cohorts, You are far more Hoffman, than you are a Linkemyer gay boy, and to me, that’s your family now! And before you think of responding, I got the worst part of your story lined up for your head, if you’re smart, you’ll walk the other way…let’s say, while you’re “still ahead” little cousin.

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